To every girl who didnt hear this tonight,...
annawintour: “baby come back to me” vanessa hudgens whispered to her career
buttsthecat: GO WEDNY’S GET FROBSY WHAT HAVE WEDNY’S GIB DO EAT FROBSY FORAK?! HOW DO EAT FROBSY WITH FORAK?! HOW DO WEDNY’S?!
iamtheelephantwhisperer: complaining about frank winning hoh isn’t gonna change the fact that frank won hoh
jaesama: giovannacrez: brb-nandoswith1d: ...
pizzaforpresident: omfg i am so done my brother wouldn’t order pizza so i put ketchup on my wrists and lied down on the kitchen floor next to a knife and when he came into the room all he said was “finally”
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: I typed this post with an egg
siriused: if you’re confused about what my blog’s really about, don’t worry i’m confused too
me: *ignores responsibilities and goes on internet*
maddiebecck: I forgot that hail satan is not an acceptable phrase to express excitement
Mom: You sure are home a lot...
swimadult: tears because this happened
Me when I first started Tumblr: Why don't I have any followers?
Me two months later: Omg if I add tags to my posts I'll gain followers!
Me right now: I still don't have followers.
vriskorra: my kind of pizza
g-iggle: welcome to good burger home of the good burger can I take your order!?
xtommo-and-stylesx: but what if they became but then which means…